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in every story where the hero, or the villain, or the mystic guide has been sealed up for like 1000 years, how come the tomb or w/e gets opened and they get out and they’re just like…….completely fucking fine and ready to go, no trauma, no claustrophobia, no fear of the dark or nightmares or anything

like who writes this shit??

#i specifically mean the ones where they're conscious and ''waiting'' to be released #like sorry no fucking prophecy is gonna make that not traumatic #it's so creepy