Every Me Loves Every You

I have every single one of these Apartments AUs stuck in my head, because they’re all winners. Consider the dubstep one.

Cass waiting for a rare moment of silence to knock on Balthazar’s door.

“Would you turn the music down, please. I can hear it upstairs.”

“I’m so sorry,” Balthazar says. “I didn’t realize someone had moved in upstairs.”

“What about the people living next to you? Or the next floor down?” Cass asks incredulously.

“Oh, there’s no one,” Balthazar answers. “They moved out because the music’s too loud.”

He smiles sweetly. Cass’ glare deepens.

“I will not move.”